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Thursday, 18 December 2008

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Sandefjord, Norway - Continuing an annual tradition the boys and girls from Snotnoserugrat Bameskole sent letters to over 100 world leaders, celebrities and organizations asking what they would like from Julenisse this year. Here are some of the responses.

a wedgie from Lars at Farsi's Muscle World
~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

the funny outtakes from "Watching Paint Dry and Grass Grow"
~Prime Minister Gordon Brown

hump Dick Cheney's leg
~White House dog

Soap-On-A-Rope for my bitch at Terre Haute Correctional Facility
~ Illinois Gov.Rod Blagojevich

to be King for once
~Prince Charles

to be a Queen again
~Freddy Mercury, "RIP"

Nobel Peace prize
~ Robert Mugabe

binoculars to see Moscow from Wasilla, you betcha
~ Governor Sarah Palin

membership in Barack Obama's tanning salon
~ Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi

'ten lords a-leaping'
~Sir Elton John

Salad Shooter
~Hugo Chavez

'four calling birds'
~Eliot Spitzer

"Piece on Earth"
~Paris Hilton

a Brazilian bikini wax
~ Kim Jong- iI

stimulus package for Motel 6
~Bill Clinton

stimulus package from Bill
~Hillary Clinton

'twelve drumsticks drumming'
~Oprah

"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
~ Pope Benedict XVI

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