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Thursday, 11 December 2008

If Sol Campbell Had Watched Scooby Doo! on Nick Jr all this fuss and waste of Police resources could have been avoided.

I watched it with the Kids this afternoon and just like Fratton Park that day, there was a baying mob.

It was the Guys from Scooby's Old Station, Cartoon Network.

There was at least 3,000 of them and they were angry about him leaving for their main rival and they were all singing;

"Scoo, Scoo, wherever you may be,
You're on the verge of lunacy.
And we don't give a fuck if you're hanging from a tree,
Just a Judas Dog fucking Shagg-ee"

But instead of getting upset, Scooby Doo just said;

"Dog! Where?"

And they all fell about laughing.

The police came in to sweep up the 16 Ring-Leaders,
and that was that all over in 28 minutes.

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