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Friday, 21 November 2008

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued an immediate recall of the following toys made in China.

Adults:

The Rabbit Grabit
Ms Suzy Squeezems
Mr. Dick's Erector Set
Nurse & Patient Outfits
I Spy With Old One-Eye
Lady And The Tramp Outfits
Bucky Rides Again
Willie and Beaver Cleaver
Rooster, Hen Feathers Galore
Uncle Remus Fake Penis

Childrens:

Baby's First Sewing Kit
Major League Baseball's Big Chaw
SpongeBob Fillpants
Mr. Bill's Dog, Gutsy
Fake Anthrax For Auntie's Holiday Cards
Baby Boy's "Bud Babe" Nitelite
Shimp On The Barbie Doll (Also Curly, Larry & Moe)
The Game of Mashed Potatoes or Poop?
Little Kavorkian's Chemistry Set
Pee-In-The-Face Joke Set
The Big 52-Game Scissors Relay Races
Nephew Remus Fake Penis

Should you already have these by shopping early, please return them to your nearest store for a full refund.

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