(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything."
(Hollywood--CA) The International Space Object Naming Registry announced that George Takei will have an asteroid named after him. The surprising development caused a caustic William Shatner to remark, "Takei? A star? No, of course, only an asteroid. How fitting he should be named after something that has the word "ass" in it."
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