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Friday, 17 April 2009

Except..

Since my business went titsup the missus has returned to work and I'm looking after the kids an the house whilst I sort a few things out.

The thing is, I'm turning into her and she's turning into me.

All of a sudden I've stopped watching re-runs of the Champions League and started watching Loose Women, and worst still I find myself agreeing with everything they say.

The other night I got a phone call of the missus, what's wrong with a text message, and she said we was going out for a few drinks after work.

11:30 I'm in bed, fast asleep and I can feel this prodding in my back, and a muffled "I luuuurrvv Ya! in my ears.

5 minutes later, she's bounced around a bit, ooh'd and aah'd, had her fun, rolled over, farted and starts snoring.

I only wanted a hug.

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