Hello American People.
I come here to challenge you.
I allege that you're not really very funny. You just think you are.
In reality you have very little concept of humour. You couldn't initiate a laugh in a farting contest.
You're just too insular.
Adam Sandler - not funny.
Chris Rock - not funny.
Eddie Murphy - execrable (see, we speak the language too)
George W Bush - frickin hysterical (I'll concede that one)
Sarah Palin - (not a patch on our Michael of Monty Python fame)
You really do need to try harder.
Groucho Marx (fantastic but sadly deceased)
WC Fields - ditto
Stan Laurel - was a Brit.
Come on you yanks, show us what you're made of ( other than wind and piss and devastating weaponry and shouting a lot)
We love you really.
Oh, sorry, Clerks and Clerks two, brilliant.
What the hell is a porch monkey?
Love from Arthur Pewty, UK