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Saturday, 19 June 2004

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Yesterday a Texas citizen spotted George W. ready to board a plane in Crawford, Texas, on his way back to the Capitol carrying two little pigs, one under each arm.

Texas Citizen: "How was your vacation in Crawford, Mr. President?"

G.W.: "Fine, son, just fine."

Texas Citizen: "Mr. President, "What's with the two pigs?"

G.W.: "Oh, one's for Cheney and the other's for Rumsfeld. What do you think, son?"

Texas Citizen: ***"Good exchange, sir."***

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