Yesterday a Texas citizen spotted George W. ready to board a plane in Crawford, Texas, on his way back to the Capitol carrying two little pigs, one under each arm.
Texas Citizen: "How was your vacation in Crawford, Mr. President?"
G.W.: "Fine, son, just fine."
Texas Citizen: "Mr. President, "What's with the two pigs?"
G.W.: "Oh, one's for Cheney and the other's for Rumsfeld. What do you think, son?"
Texas Citizen: ***"Good exchange, sir."***