I've just been reading an article in the paper where it states - and they're not ashamed of it - that forty eight percent of German men sit down to pee.
I mean, what's that all about?
Apparently the Germans think it's sophisticated to sit down for a piss. Well I'm very sorry Germany, but I think it's all a bit girly.
I mean' all well and good if you want to do number twos as well. That's practical, makes sense. But there's no way that dropping your kex to have a slash is sophisticated.
Time consuming certainly. I mean, think about it, if the good Lord had intended for us to sit down for a slash then he'd never have created bog seats that lift up.