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Tuesday, 14 October 2008

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The following popular citizens are seen with amazing clarity and detail going about their daily lives, not knowing Google and the world are watching from above:

OBAMA in his backyard talking over the fence with neighbor Bill Ayers.

MCCAIN in one of his backyards with his new snowmaking equipment getting snowmobile lessons from Sarah Palin and Todd.

BIDEN in his backyard painting Democrat convention signs that all read: BIDEN/PALIN 2012.

RUSH LIMBAUGH in his backyard playing ping-pong with BILL CLINTON (Bill plays with his left hand) both smoking cigars... Monica serving drinks, more cigars, and Viagra.

HILLARY in her backyard enjoying archery practice using several life-size posters of Rush, Bill, Monica, and Obama.

OPRAH in her backyard cracking a large bullwhip while riding around in a chariot drawn by Steadman.

BILL O'REILLY in his backyard jumping on the trampoline with Barney Frank trapped underneath.

MICHAEL JACKSON in his backyard riding on a merry-go-round with several young boys as their parents lounge over by the Ferris wheel counting their money.

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson in his backyard counting EVERYBODY'S money. It's the biggest backyard of all, and he suddenly jumps up and enjoys skiing down his new $700 billion pile of cash.

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