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Sunday, 12 October 2008

image for Sarah's Wink, Nod, Blow Job and Now a Muff-Diving Supoena Joe SixPack signals for help from the denizens of the Shiftless Lightning Bar and Grill on his SitOnMy Facebook

Who would ever believe that an innocent wink, or so it seemed, followed by a flirtatous nod which got be blown by the Ice Princess herself in a steamy oral sex celebration that nearly melted her igloo, would end up with me holding a supoena in my half frozen hand.

But that's what has happened as Anchorage Superior Court Judge Craig Stowers ordered that all of Palin's private emails must be preserved.I first found out while reading an article in the Wasilla Whistler. I was taking a good soak in my hotel bathtub smoking an old stogie and dreaming about Sarah's muff which had recently become a free diving zone.

The report immediately caught my attention. I remembered the erotic emails the IP and I, Joe Six-Pack had been exchanging at the rate one every five minutes. Let me tell you that woman can sling a sexy phrase faster than a trite old fashioned banality. I could just imagine myself in the dock in the Anchorage Superior Court as some prosecuter read into the record our pornographic emails. How would it sound me calling the potential VPILF my Wasilly little Whorer? And her nasty little habit of asking me to let her play Air on the G-String on my skin flute.

There's more heavy breathing in those emails than in the Iditarod...and probably as much howling and humping.Joe 6-P's in a deep shit snowbank outside of Fairbanks, AK...Help!

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