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Thursday, 9 October 2008

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Senators Obama and McCain invented a new form of political debate.

During the debate, each candidate temporarily swap political positions and imitate the other, with McCain strutting back and forth, back and forth, across the stage, like a caged wolf, while Obama allowed himself to be chained up and tortured with dripping wine from California.

(It was a risk, but his handlers assured The Judge that they believed they still had a firm lock on the California electorate.)

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