OK, so I know you already think I'm crazy for thinking that VPILF Sarah Palin winked directly at me during her debate with ole Joe Biden.
The supporting evidence of my actual baptismal name, Joe Sixpack, seems to have done little good in persuading the public to accept my modest claim that Ice Princess Palin truly batted an eye in my unworthy direction.
Therefore I, Joe 6-P, is somewhat hesitant to tell even the pretty fatuous readers of TheSpoof.com that more than a wink has happened between us (Me and the IP) since my last report.
There I was newly arrived in the ugly as sin town of Wasilla, Alaska when a none descript fella attracts my attention with a mysterious PSSST! The interloper whispered:" She wants to see you." I offered: "She who wants to see my what!?" The one in the shadows suggested:" She'll love the way you speak!"
Hours later after a raucous ride in a snowmobile/dogsled, I found myself in the ice palace of the ice princess herself. I queried before her throne if the wink was really for me. She replied with the enigmatic- I wink where I will . I mustered by braver cleverness to say: " Wouldst thou will to wink at me?"
It was then that she, Ice Princess of Wasilla, Sarah Palin nodded.