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Wednesday, 8 October 2008

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Get through a single day without being nagged by women.

Go to work in a state of euphoria.

Walk past a bar and not wish you were in there.

Devise a foolproof way of denying your wife access to e-bay.

See a jet plane cruising by high in the sky and be grateful you're not on it.

Get somebody else to feed the cat/dog/iguana/whatever.

Find out that heaven is a female free zone.

Hope that somebody invents a remote control for women in your lifetime so that you can mute them.

Tell a joke that your wife actually gets without the benefit of a twenty minute explanation.

Cook a dinner for two without being constantly told where you went wrong.

* The author has six adult females in his life (wife and five daughters) To a great many people, being surrounded by beautiful women would seem like paradise. The author says - trust me, it ain't.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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