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Sunday, 5 October 2008

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In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival.

Interviewer: Thanks Roger for taking the time out

Federer: No problem Roger.

Interviewer: Um... so, Rafael Nadal the World Number One, how are you feeling as World Number Two?

Federer: Great, never felt more confident. Frankly I think Nadal is shit and he smells of poo. The hype over him, to me, is bullshit it just wreaks of bullshit. The twat has no chance against me.

Interviewer: Indeed.

Interviewer: The thing is Nadal has beaten you more times than you him.

Federer: You're point being Roger? In all honesty I think the Earth is flat but you don't see me saying I have beaten Nadal more times than he has beaten me, do I?

Interviewer: Roger... firstly you haven't beaten Nadal more times, secondly the Earth is round.

Federer: Bullshit.

Interviewer: Roger...

Federer: Suck it Roger...

Swiss freak Federer, thinks that Spanish beauty is not a "great" like him, and cannot "read people well" which he thinks he is best at.

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