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Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Fearing the fate of WaMu, Citibank quickly decided to reduce the competition and has obtained permission from Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson allowing Citibank employees temporary permission to eat all the employees of Wachovia bank.

After devouring all employees at Wachovia corporate, I asked the Directory of HR for Citibank, "How were they?"

"Well, the loan officers were tough and chewy," commented the director, "but most of the tellers were pretty easy to swallow, though our C.E.O. almost choked on a bling-bling."

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