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Friday, 26 September 2008

Something very strange happened in Stamford Bridge home dressing room 10 years ago.

Richard Keys : "Where do you see yourselves in 10 years time?".

Ken Bates : "I'll have sold up by then to a Russian, who will invest a £1 Billion in the Team and we will be one of the bestin the world, but I'll be with Leeds in Division 3"

RK : "Okay, if you're not going to take this interview seriously".

G Zola : "I'll be a Manager...At West Ham"

STIFLED LAUGHTER

RK : "Look this is a serious interview"

M Hughes : " And I'll be a Manager too"

RK : "Right, Thank you Mark, I knew you would treat this with respect"

M Hughes : "Yes, At The Richest Club In The World..."

RK : "Wow That's ambitious, United, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich?".

M Hughes : "No...Manchester City".

MORE LAUGHTER

RK : "Stop It!"

G Poyet : "I'm going to be an interpreter for a Spanish Manager, I met a fella called Jose in Barcelona, and it seemed like he had a good Job".

STUNNED SILENCE

RK : "I don't know how much more of this nonesense I can take.

D Wise : "I am going to be a Director of Football"

RIOTOUS LAUGHTER

RK : " Right your taking the piss now!"

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