I am no Sarah Palin. But my yahoo account was sabotaged some time back. My email is important too. The contents in my email are extremely confidential. I had been in constant touch with James Bond in helping him do what he does best, No, not screwing around, saving the world.
I help Cat woman in filing her claws, please it is no joke, as they are most important (Well second most important if you will) for Cat Woman in punishing the bad guys.
I also have technological road maps I share with the gasoline sucking vampires who ride those gigantic SUVs and contribute to the environment (Okay, does contribution always have to be positive?) that describe how to save the environment while riding these monsters. For now the road map is to demand developing countries to use bullock carts, horse carriages and elephants for public transportation. I assure I will come up with even more brilliant ideas.
I have even more important stuff in my email. Like email from Brad telling me the real reason for leaving Jennifer. That email was drenched in Brad's tears, believe it or not.
I have some emails from the Queen narrating how sex starvation can turn one into a kleptomaniac.
But my question is, Will FBI and Secret Service launch a formal investigation wasting tax payers money to find who hacked my account?
No I did not write the above article. My hacker did.