The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina.
By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to the imprinted microscopic tears in Ms. Monroe's still neatly preserved twat, dental forental technicians were able to match several identical areas to RFK famous overbite.
"Without question, with this new technology, we matched the prominent overbite and corresponding incisor tears in Ms. Monroe's vagina to Robert Kennedy," stated Dr. Edmundo Impacto, MFDI spokesman.
"The dating method of the tiny tears fits into the time frame to within two or three hours before her death that she had cunniligus. Whether she enjoyed it, whether she purred like a kitten or moaned like a banshee, I can only guess."
This revelation opens conspiracy theorist's speculation as to MM's death being a possible political operation initiated by the patriarch of the Kennedy clan, Joesph P. Kennedy.
"I have no comment as to that, nor do I speculate," stated Doctor Impacto, "all I know is her pussy was well chewed before her death, and," he added,"she wasn't a true blond."