Wow, can you believe me Vice President, I didn't even know we had a Vice President in this Country, well at least we don't have one in Alaska. I just hope they don't find out my stupid kid got knocked up "again".
John McCain must really be desperate, hopefully the old fart will kick the bucket, then I'll be able to really change somethings in Washington.
Say goodbye to science, books and the feminist movement. I'll put more guns on the street and make America safe again. Hunting will be a mandatory course in school and an Olympic event.
Wow, just think who would have ever thought someone with a Journalism degree could rule the free world, lol.