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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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No matter what you are doing today, have fun with it, dear Sagittarius. Whistle a tune or sing a song. Turn the stereo up to full volume and dance around your kitchen as you make dinner. Remember that you can find amusement in just about anything, even terminal illness, so keep this in mind as you tackle even the most revolting of tasks .

You are responsible for your own attitude. If you wanna be a right pain in the fanny you can be. Don't blame anyone else for your sour mood. So when you start nagging your partner to get off his fat arse and help with the kids realise that he has been out at work all day and perhaps he deserves to be lying on the couch with a can of Tennant's Super Lager and this weeks copy of 'Nuts'. Turn yourself around and in the words of Crosby, Stills and Nash, 'Love the one you're with', even when everyone around you, including your three sisters and psychiatrist, are telling you to leave the useless bastard.

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