First the good news. This week Virgos, you will be offered the trip of a lifetime. A free first class plane ticket and £10,000 cash to travel around the world at your leisure for the next 12 months. The bad news is however you will have to refuse the offer.
With global terrorism due to reach it's peak in 2008, it would be total madness to leave your house let alone the country. Sure the Taj Mahal is considered the finest example of Mughal architecture there has ever been but what good is that when you are likely to arrive back at Heathrow with your legs in the hand luggage.
The Great Pyramids of Giza are probably the most recognisable manmade structures in the world but who wants to end up on News at Ten in an orange body suit surrounded by knife wielding freedom fighters?
On a brighter note, Sony are promising to reduce the price of their Playstation 3 this week, so there could never be a better time to stay indoors with the lights off and shutters down.