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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

image for Illicit Sex An Issue With Todd Palin Regarding Possible VP Wife Said Todd, "After Sarah's joke, I just have to lipstick up some pigs and take a photo. She'll love it!"

"After Sarah's joke, I just have to lipstick up some pigs and take a photo. She'll love it!" Todd Palin, Interview Daily September 15, 2008

By now, Sarah Palin is as much a household word, known instinctively, as well as GE, Hoover, Kenmore, Pepsi, Coke, McDonald's, and scores of others. When we hear Sarah or Palin or the two together, immediately our minds go to the Presidential race. And, we mean the first female VP selection by the GOP, and to men, that sexy 44-year old is special, as the slutty 'librarian,' who needs her glasses removed, her hair let down...and let the guys have a taste of her toy-red lipstick!

Not so with hubby Todd Palin, master fisherman of salmon and a production guy on BP's North Slope Alaskan Oil Field producing about 20% of the U.S.'s daily oil needs.

But, we hardly hear a word from Todd, and have only seen him briefly with that broad, goofy grin and partial beard growth on the campaign stump with his Governor wife, Sarah, or standing behind or beside his wife, or, together with rickety John McCain with rich wife Cindy, loaded with cash from hawking Budweiser, a gift from mommy and daddy.

And, who is Todd Palin? Interview Daily caught up with Todd, as wifey was within an hour of moving on with the grey-haired guy to the next stop on the campaign trail. We got thirty minutes of his time, normally devoted to his perusing his 'road reading' material of Superman, Batman, and Captain America comic books.

So now, we give our readers some insight into the possible 2nd Man.

ID:
Todd, how do you feel about Sarah's running for VP of the United States?
Todd:
Gee, haven't really thought deep 'bout it, but it's kinda neat. Gotta catch me some salmon! Hope my guys are throwin' them nets!

ID:

How do you feel if the the GOP wins and you'll see a lot less of her?
Todd:
Yup, GOP, Good Old Politics! Anyways, I'm shit-glad you warned me. I guess I gotta think more about quality time with the babe. That make sense?

ID:
How did you feel about Sarah's pig joke?
Todd:
Was great! Gotta get a shot of lipsticked up pigs, frame it, and give it to her for a campaign stimuli!

ID:

Sure...now Todd, will you be jealous in anyway? I mean, she will interface will many men and they will be sniffin' at your bait, your first mate. Remember what Bill Clinton did.
Todd:
Bait stinks, smells like tuna. Why go sniffin'? Then again, men seem to overlook that tuna odor and still wanna eat it, I mean, really get some. You bet I'm worried. Have to move to that DC to keep an eye on her.

ID:
Of course! They'll try to get into her pants bigtime. Doesn't that chap your butt?
Todd:
She hardly wears pants. Ain't you seen the skirts on TV? But, if any dude tries to plank her, he's gonna get an anchor. Hey, a rhyme!

ID:
Todd, you're a decent looking dude, but how did you land such a hot fish as Sarah?
Todd:
Good pole, great line, and I smelled the catch. She's hot and I gave her what she needed, even at 17. Nearly wore me out. Sure remember those high school days in Wasilla. I just love that name. Rhymes with vanilla!

ID:

OK, I see we're getting noplace on these important areas, so let's move on. You guys make babies like Coke makes bottle of soda. Will you guys be building a bigger family, I mean you have 5 children now.
Todd:
Let me tell the American public that we don't do no coke and I ain't gonna repeat that. We don't do no coke! Now pot's fine. Wow! Smoke a good joint with Sarah and we're both hot! Impregnation often follows! That pot gets ya going! So, yes, the family may grow.

ID:
Clearly Sarah is brilliant and a Governor and you come across as an average Joe...fishing and pumping oil. Where's the fit?
Todd:
Our conversing at the kitchen table is good. We both like reading, although comic books are my speed and she reads those guys like Kissinger, Woodward, and Dr. Ruth. Always wondered if he was related to Babe Ruth. Oh, we, also, discuss our thoughts and World issues every night after teaching our kids at home about better work in school and no fooling around. Guess that Bristol didn't get the message. Knocked up, but getting married to a guy named Levi. Must have something to do with pants. He sure got into Bristol's!

ID:
You and Sarah are so strict. how did Bristol get pregnant?
Todd:
That guy Levi has an SUV with lots of back space. They slept in there some nights and I guess a sperm got her.

ID:
OK, let's finish up. Todd, what will your role be in White House activities and in meeting heads of state?
Todd:
Well, Sarah's the head of our state and I'll say hi to the foreign dudes. Of course, I need to fish and pump crude. The sex will be tougher to do. Sarah will be very tired. She turns me on, like a slutty librarian who needs it. You know what I mean! I'll go to her office. She'll be in DC a lot, I hope. Gotta do a google for a map. By the way, we are strictly AC. We don't screw with no homos.

So there you have a snapshot of Todd Palin. Normally, we would feature him for further interviews, but we think this is a final wrap.

c 2008 Interview Daily

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