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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

image for GOP Political Ad The Straight Talk Stagecoach #2

The following appeared in Out Yonder Illustrated Magazine.

The Maverick-Barracuda Gang.

From out of the Wild West comes one of the most feared "Outlaw/Inlaw" gangs that the land has ever seen. The McCain-Palin gang are certainly two of the most notorious "Punslingers" to have ever strapped on leather.

They ride into town on the Straight Talk Stagecoach #2 and all of the townsfolk come out in droves to hear the two desperadoes chit and chat. Each one has an "A" carved into the handle of their colt 45 pistol (Arizona & Alaska). And the Arizona Kid and the Alaska Kid say that they plan to ride into just about every single town in America (thanks to the fact that they have tons and tons of gas money...and also mapquest).

So be sure and look for the old guy wearing his Hopalong Cassidy cowboy boots and his sidekick wearing her pretty little prairie dress, which she handstitched herself, and is made up entirely of caribou hooves, moose hair (hair moose), reindeer ears, dog-sled droppings, and salmon tongues. Yippe-ki-yay! Maverick-Barracuda's on the way.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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