Joseph Biden, Maryland's Junior Senator, bitten in his 1988 bid for President, is almost one smart cookie. He got a call early Saturday morning, exactly at 12:07 AM, August 23, 2008 from Barack Obama, indicating he is the Halfrican's choice for Vice-Presidential running mate.
Immediately, Biden went to his secret closet, locked as tightly as a bank vault. He removed every piece of negative documentation about him, some of which included:
-Documentation of the use of the N-word three times in his lifetime
-His expert hand at plagiarism in written and spoken form
-His 1989 orgy tape with seven girls from Girls Gone Wild 'Super Hotties'
-His Nibbling Award--Hooters Big Bombers--1989, Bermuda
c 2008 Presidential Exposure Magazine