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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

With the economy on a downward slide and Labour coming to the end of its term in office, the Conservatives have been designing posters for use in their next general election campaign. These posters are clean but have a very strong message within them about how Labour have failed many as well as wasted billions, and one poster was leaked in an email which has the following messages summing up New Labour as follows:

"Statistics have proven that Labour is the party which benefits the greedy, feckless, incompetent, irresponsible, lazy and selfish at the time of persecuting those who contribute most to society who put in excess of 50 hours a week to make ends meet who are taxed to the hilt for all the handouts given to those who haven't earned a penny and live better qualities of life and have all their time at their disposal.

Britain is ruined by…

Failures Under Conditions Known In National Government

Lowering Achievements Because Of Unfair Regulations

Wasteful And Not Knowledgeable Enough Ruining Success

And No Doubt

Brown's Arse Shows There's Another Really Dark Side

Put an end to this incompetent Labour government and let those of us who try get richer while letting the riffraff who cannot bother fall to the wayside and rot. If you believe the riffraff is getting too much then we want your vote."

The Conservatives said that this poster was internal not intended for the public domain and was to add to the humour while they were thinking of what to include in their nationwide campaign when the general election is declared.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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