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Monday, 1 September 2008

Here's some of the classifieds which caught my eye:

Signed Beatles 'love me do' record - original pressing, perfect condition, signed by all the Beatles - not for sale.

U2 car for sale - Car formally owned by the 'U2' front man Bonno .make and model unknown. £32,000 or closest offer.

Radioactive fission for sale - suitable for weaponry, must be stored within at least six inches of lead, comes with carry case - around £120.

Holiday for sale - 'Centre Parks' holiday for sale for £70, excellent deal, self catering, must be prepared to share accommodation with my family.

Milk for sale - 45 pints of warm milk free to first caller - 01234 56789

WANTED - Russian passport will pay any price.

For sale - My car, my house, my furniture etc. 50k plus a free introduction to my friends and wife, plus a letter of recommendation to my ex-boss.

Intergloby Inc. - To collect your prize simply send your credit card details to this address:

Totally innocent
London, E3 2YW

We look forward to hearing from you.

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