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Saturday, 23 August 2008

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Dear P4YG, Is it true that in the same way that frequent hair cutting brings in longer and thicker hair( you should see the hedge upon my mons pubis from early and often weed wacking!), a recircumcision brin gs the penis back in larger and wider than life size? BIGBUSH n lil dick

Dear Mr President and Vice, First let me say how honored and sexsually pleased I am to have the abstinence only crowd of sexsual prudes realize that sexsual advice columnists may be more important than foreign policy advisors. If I may hazard a guess i would conjecture that your query comes from the recent discussion of the greatly endowed Ethiopian torture victim, Muhammed BinYAAAAH! and the US and British flesh topiary procedure performed on the poor bastard...

The short answer is that recircumcision is forbidden by the Geneva Convention and Mr Binyah (his original name) had a formidable organ by all accounts before the torture, er rendition or so I have heard. Another answer might involve the tried and true red white and blue research results that prove that small penis presidents and Vices go to war because of the shasme they suffer in bed.

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