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Monday, 7 July 2008

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Your Horoscope with guest Astrologer Pete Doherty.

If you have any leanings towards the arts: music, literature, painting or the like, this definitely is not the time to be pursuing any interest in them. Let's be honest, any attempts you have made at establishing a fulfilling and creative career have met with abject failure.

Accept the fact that Senior Housing Officer at Brent Council is probably where you will remain until retirement. Thereafter you will be too tired and browbeaten to follow your dreams and will probably die bitter and twisted like your father, with a penchant for cheap T.V and even cheaper cider.

On a brighter note, if you are planning to take a weekend break this weekend, Broadstairs is running a 2 nights for the price of 1 offer in 75% of it's hotels. With the Moon in Uranus, anywhere on the South Coast would appear to be a safe option.

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