A Leading High Ranking Official who has been closely tied to other High Rankers and others has issued a press release on condition of anonymity for immediate broadcast on FNN COX News
"We categorically deny that we have personally profited from oil price rises or caused trouble in the middle east to raise prices. None of us our family or associates have speculated on price rise futures and we would never ever do anything so underhand or devious"
We issue this advance disclaimer without prejudice. We issue this advance disclaimer only to exercise our right to free speech to be able to say anything we want whenever we want to and for no other reason real fictional or imagined.
From The "Politicians In Society Safely Tackling Advance Kickback Evasion" (PISSTAKE}
Conspiracy theorists need not bother speculating on this matter as there is no substance to any allegations that obviously will not need to be made in this or any other instance or circumstance involving ourselves .
Persons reading this disclaimer should offer no conjecture why it was issued except to acknowledge it is issued as pure spoof satire and/or parody.