CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Gordon Brown met with George W. Bush and was assimilated into the "TERRORISM" cult.
Although the average person realizes that you can't fight terrorism by inflicting more terror on those striking out at you, this fact seems to have escaped President Bush and Gordon Brown. (Did I mention facts and Bush in the same sentence?) The "War on Terror" is about as effective as the Bush "War on Drugs." If you see "War" at the beginning of a Bush plan, you can be sure that whatever there is war on will increase exponentially. This being said, we go straight to the horses a$$... er mouth, for some comments on the situations.
Cal Jennings: "President Bush, how effective has the War on Drugs been?"
President Bush: "We have made some headway in this area. We have reduced the age at which juveniles can buy cocaine. This process has been drug out a long time, which says to me it's political. These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved."
Cal Jennings: "When did Bulgaria become part of the United States?"
President Bush: "Oops. I kinda' let the bag out of the cat."
Cal Jennings: "President Bush, how effective has the War on Iraq been?"
President Bush: "We've got to defeat the terrorisms. Them tererists has nuthing but terrer in mind for the people of America. One of my advisers has said that he has a gut feeling that the terrerists will hit Americuh agin on the 30th of August."
Cal Jennings: "The 30th of August? I didn't think a date had been pronounced."
President Bush: "There's a lot of blowhards in the political process, you know, a lot of hot-air artists, people who have got something fancy to say. Well, since that Allex Weenie feller let thuh horse of a different color out of the bag, I figured I may as well spill the sourkraut." (see 30 days to absolute tyrrany)
Cal Jennings: "Prime Minister Brown, how do you feel about this?"
Prime Minister Gordon Brown: "Well, I was against it at first, but Georgie and Toni made me SUCH a lovely offer, I couldn't resist."
Cal Jennings: "Prime Minister Brown, won't your people be angry at your support of the Bush plan?"
Prime Minister Gordon Brown: "Well, they aren't MY people... yet... <winking at Bush>"
There you have it, folks. The New World Order is in full swing, ready to take on all comers. I hope Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul get that impeachment going fast, or there will be little hope for English speaking people in the near future.