CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - I had to do an article for Mothers' Day to let you see a picture of my own mom. Some of you may recognize her, and may now understand how I got chosen to write for TheSpoof.com in spite of all the protest letters.
Mother, dear, you're good to me.
You shower me with favor.
When all the peasants kick and scream
You say, "gam zeh ya'avor"
Charles and I, we call you mom,
You are ours and none other.
We'll never, ever have to call you
By the term Queen Mother.
True, royalty does have it's perks
Even in times of war.
I know that if I need something
You're never very far.
If I should need a brand new car
Like a Ferrari Enzo
You'll issue out a knighthood to
Someone like Todd Cresenzo.
I love you mother, yes I do
I love the way you treat me.
I know that long as you're alive,
No one will e'er defeat me.
So eat yourself some caviar
From the near extinct Beluga,
And drink champagne this special day
and have some fresh sevruga.
May all you mothers have a wonderful day!