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Sunday, 8 June 2008

image for President Bush's daily schedule released George Bush plays catch with his dad at the White House

Ever wondered what an average day in the life of the president is like? Well, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we get our first look inside the life of a President.

Looking over the schedule it looked pretty routine except for a few things, like for instance President wakes up and changes out of his Transformers pajamas.

Breakfast consist of Apple Jacks while he watches cartoons, in the early years of his Presidency after breakfast he would go out and ride his bike however because of him starting the Iraq War his bike has been taken away from him.

If it's not raining he will go outside and play catch with either Condelezza Rice or his father George Sr. on occasions he will get to go on a field trip to other countries but only if he has eaten his Veggies.

His days end with Laura Bush pulling from her past as a librarian and reading George a bedtime story and according to White House records his favorite story is Curious George.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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