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Saturday, 7 June 2008

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While the Boston Red Sox were sockin their opponents in one of their many drunken Irish brawls, Manny Ramirez was being Manny smokin' the gange in the clubhouse(Manny asked to be excused to do #1 when he saw a fight brewing). The Red Sux got their asses kicked the way they have for most of Major League baseball history both on and off the field.

But the fighting didn't end there. The next night in the dugout, redneck Sox Kevin Youklis whose head is shaved for racial reasons wanted to have an intervention with pothead Ramirez.thespoof sportsreporter got the discussion on tape:

MR: Get outa my face, white bread!

KY: Where were you when we were getting our asses kicked? While the Boston Red Sox were sockin their opponents in one of their many drunken Irish brawls, Manny Ramirez was being Manny smokin' the gange in the clubhouse(Manny asked to be excused to do #1 when he saw a fight brewing). The Red Sux got their asses kicked the way they have for most of Major League baseball history both on and off the field.

But the fighting didn't end there. The next night in the dugout, redneck Sox Kevin Youklis whose head is shaved for racial reasons wanted to have an intervention with pothead Ramirez.thespoof sportsreporter got the discussion on tape:

MR: Get outa my face, white bread!

KY: Where were you when we were getting our asses kicked?

MR: Takin a piss, not that is any of your skinhead bizniz!

KY: I may be a skinhead and a proud KKK'er but at least I don't have my head in a pot!

MR: Escucha, jelly boy, your liquid drug of choice is what makes you whiteys so full of fight. Mota makes me pacifico, hijo.

KY: Hiding in the boys' room with your head in a cloud, doesn't make you Bob Marley, dredlock dreadin' a fight pollo!

When teamates and manager saw that the intervention was not going so well, they sent Manny off with a joint and got a cab for KY to local pub.

MR: Takin a piss, not that is any of your skinhead bizniz!

KY: I may be a skinhead and a proud KKK'er but at least I don't have my head in a pot!

MR: Escucha, jelly boy, your liquid drug of choice is what makes you whiteys so full of fight. Mota makes me pacifico, hijo.

KY: Hiding in the boys' room with your head in a cloud, doesn't make you Bob Marley, dredlock dreadin' a fight pollo!

When teamates and manager saw that the intervention was not going so well, they sent Manny off with a joint and got a cab for KY to local pub.

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