A Cynical Willyism for the Fuckin' Day 6/5/08 (Yeah tomorrow!)
The original 'cell phone' was hanging on the wall at the fuckin' County Jail! And I wasn't fuckin' answering it!
When a presidential race wasn't fuckin' "Drama* Queens Unlimited?" I mean I been through a lot, divide 53 by 4 years, and I can't remember any fuckin' thing like the sorry ass campaigns the current assholes are waging!
I mean can others imagine the Internet Version of Lyndon Johnson's, Richard Nixon's, or Ronald Reagan's "Gal?" Okay the net wasn't available then and I can imagine Reagan hearing about his gal and making jokes about her! And in New York, at least, the Nightly News is calling somethings, like Hillary's try to be Vice President, "Drama* Day!" Not that NY journalists are freer of the Corporate Restrains, they ain't, I just like to think NY reporter's know what's up!
The only idiot bastards son I can imagine taking this shit serious was, is, Bill Clinton but like they say in Arkansas, "If it walks like a pussy, talks like a pussy, looks like a pussy, and," most importantly, "smells like a pussy it fuckin' is a pussy!" And I ain't talking felines here!
Note to the Republican Candidate, McCain or whoever, when the Obama gal makes her video, with 1,000,000 plus views, saying shit like, "Holy shit Barrack has the biggest cock! Just seeing it made me cum all over myself!" Do NOT bother responding to this bullshit if you do you will send the message to her, and her fuckin' scriptwriter or whatever you call him, that you can be pissed off like this and the shit will never stop!
Oh wait I forgot she does her shit "off the fuckin' cuff?" Yeah fuckin' right like she holds the video camera and edits out the bullshit! Anybody believing that I have a special deal on a fuckin' Bridge to Brooklyn ONLY $19.95 for one million payments! Note some of this story is satire and fiction but the story is true!
My definition of Drama; When two, or more, people do shit to try to get them noticed, liked, voted on, or whatever by doing shit to make him, or her, the one everybody is talking about! The word and idea come from the philatelic community! Check out soap operas or stage actors sometime! Nuff said!