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Sunday, 1 June 2008

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5pm - 'Coppers Shouting and Fighting', with John Thaw and Dennis Waterman.

6pm - 'Inspector Morose', starring John Thaw.

7pm - 'British Pogo Stick Championship.'

8pm - ''Ardly Funny', with Gordon Thingy and Wossername-in-a-maid's-uniform.

9pm - 'Top Bore', where grown men learn to drive machines at the age of 17, then talk about it for 30 years.

10pm - 'Dreadful Hollywood War Film', where the US wins World War 2 on its own again.

12am - 'Emmerdale Yawn', television's answer to The Archbores.

1 am - 'Paint Drying', more reality TV repeats.

3am -'Ginger Beer', lots of prancing and dancing for the girls.

4am - 'Get A Life', Dr. Miriam Stoppard gives viewers advice.

5 am - 'Insomnia', repeated Hitchcock film that everyone's seen 82 times.

7 am - 'History Revised', where Professor Anthony Boremouse questions perfectly well-know historical events, without a shred of evidence to back it up.

8 am - 'Still Can't Sleep?', the classic American sitcom, a sort of soap opera with canned laughter, but no jokes.

9 am - 'Zzzzzz', Freeview's programme listings.

10 am - 'Breakfast At Last', drama where people eat cornflakes and drink tea.

11 am - 'Licence Fee Robbery', gritty British drama, where criminals steal billions from the public to waste it on digital TV.

1 pm -'Bush Speaks', timeless farcical film, featuring Clyde the orangutan.

3 pm - Closedown.

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