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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

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When Johnny McBush-McCain found out that the Democandies had not been to Iraq as often as his congressional (Halliburton) junkets have sent him (he gets his mail there), they decided to make it a threesome...

Part One: Touring Sadr City

J: There's a great little market down this alley (INCOMING) where I got a screaming deal on a carpet (BOMB!)

O: Are you sure this is safe? I've walked some pretty mean streets in Indonesia, Hawaii and Cambridge but I'm getting a little rattled...

H: Calm down, Boys...First of all O, this is just Johnny's Tourettes PTSD from Nam coming out...so far nothing's happened...

J & O in unison: That's what Bill said! (Raucous male laughter)

H: Very funny...I think we are at the meeting place with the Iraqi government leaders...Let's go in and interview our allies.

Iraqi Government Spokesperson: Welcome American pig-eating slime, I mean our beloved allies from the US of A. How is our dear friend, Double You?

O: About the same...

H: Same ole George...

J: So busy...Unable to be in the same hemisphere as me...

IGS: Give him our best, we will never forget his Shock and Awe and some day hope to return the favor.

J: Listen, Ho tell these Democandies that the war in Iraq is being won by the great alliance between the American people and the new Iraqi democracy.

IGS: Democracy...are these two other pawns in the Bush democratic campaign?

J: No, Bush is not in a democratic campaign, well he, I mean, we are, sort of, but it's a Republican democratic campaign and these two peaceniks are in a Democratic democratic campaign...

IGS: You say that they want peace? We have never heard that from Double-You or You for that matter. All we hear about is oil, profits, and many erroneous confusions about Sunni, Shiite, Kurd, Al Qaida and who's on first. Tell me more about peace, strangers?

H: I voted for the Shock and Awe but I am sorry. Now I want the Americans to come home without turning Iraq into an Iranian colony...

O: I'm so new to this politics thing that I wasn't even eligible to vote for the war or most anything...But I too want to bring the troops home as long as Iraq doesn't become a terrorist training camp, which if it does, I will send them all back, Shock and Awe(Whatever that was...)

J: Listen, Uncle Ho...I won't lie to you. There's no such thing as peace when you sign up with Halliburton...But I can promise you that Johnny here will give you a fair shake as long as, well you remember(sotto voce) the O-I-L !

IGS: So I think I get it. Peace in our time if we give appeasement to the US of A in the form of no Iran, No Al Qaida and O-I-L. Why not just call me Neville? Pig eating bastards!

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