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Friday, 28 May 2004

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Catch one quart of cicadas * with large net.
In a blender, mix cicadas with:
1 cup of sugar
6 cups water
1T flax seed
1/4 t salt
1 whole lemon

Blend at high speed for 3 minutes.

Serve immediately.

* Locusts may be substituted for cicadas if you are lucky enough to find them in your backyard.

CAUTION: Cicada slurpees may cause dizziness, hair loss, nausea, flatulence, blindness, sexual impotence, and death.

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