Catch one quart of cicadas * with large net.
In a blender, mix cicadas with:
1 cup of sugar
6 cups water
1T flax seed
1/4 t salt
1 whole lemon
Blend at high speed for 3 minutes.
* Locusts may be substituted for cicadas if you are lucky enough to find them in your backyard.
CAUTION: Cicada slurpees may cause dizziness, hair loss, nausea, flatulence, blindness, sexual impotence, and death.