George Walker Bush has been considering his post-Presidential options as his lame duck presidency grows lamer and lamer and he ducks responsibility more and more.
He considered his Daddy and Reagan's gravy train of high priced speaking engagements but his advisors reminded him that he really can't speak. He agreed and added that a man of his few interests has never really known what to do with money or power or life in general.
W pondered President Carter's devotion to the homeless and the cause of peacemaking and disease prevention. But he soon realized that a man like him who was so willing to kill enormous numbers of people with weapons of mass destruction for none existent WMD's probably did not have the right stuff to be the helping type.
After a visit to a career counselor, worst President ever Bush experienced an epiphany: "Wherever I have been, people have loved to laugh. I think that I was meant all along to be a clown!"