This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known as APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This tremendous epic was compiled during many…many…many boring business lessons by myself and my buddy Emma (with bits done by Moorsey, he was the one who kept bringing back Jayjay so I kicked him out).
Created by the simple process of her writing a bit and then me writing a bit and then her etc.
I hope this explains it's somewhat piecemeal effect especially at the start (it gets better I swear) and the complete lack of grammar.
Much of what happens refers to what happened during the day so if you don't get a bit just skip it. Ummm, I think that's it, apart from the promise that I will write something 'propper' for the site when I can be arsed lol.
After killing dimon dart head, yes, we killed a nice character off. APSCBSSSSLFSM decided to commit suicide and become ruler of the underworld mwahaha. So he did, he drank poison and went to hell. When there he ate Satan (with chocolate sauce) and installed himself as the penultimate ruler of not hell but jell…o land. This was a dark but beautiful place. Other wise known as, 'Goth heaven' or, 'emodream land'. Where everyone has black/groovy hair and listened to whatever music they wanted to but the rivers cried blood and the sky burned with fire!!! The burning sky had been APSCBSSSSLFSM idea but the Goths started to complain as it meant that they were all tanned. "How dare he do this to us" cried supergobomoshaladchav. "Lets start a WAR!!!!" So it began, elves against moshas against emos against chavs! The biggest war of them all!!! Eventually APSCBSSSSLFSM was driven off as he became depressed listening to the most depressing music ever known, Barbie girl, even though it was quite catchy, very depressing.
After Goth heaven was demolished by the emo bomb APSCBSSSSLFSM went off in search of the mystical land of 'the girlie girls'. He believed they would be a pushover to invade, he was wrong. They were mutant ninja turtles in disguise. What would he do?! Well he was going to eat their mermaid fish tails. Without them they would revert to their original forms, boats. APSCBSSSSLFSM can then use them as paddles for his raft he made out of paper. This raft took him on a magical and fabulous journey full of hopes and dreams until he came to the black hills the most sacred place of them all. After entering the volcanic ash of the entrance he disappeared into black nothingness. He entered a small cavern with cobwebs sweeping the ceiling and webbing the floor that covered the ground. It was here that he met dum, dum, dum dimon dart head; he had found the way to nice guy heaven where he was ruler of the wikawika people. Their race was very advanced with flying cars and Loogootee food. Plus everyone thought jay jay the jam man (who is still dead) was the biggest Gaylord ever. Haha you FOOL thought APSCBSSSSLFSM, remembering with glee all the times he had tried to get him killed you are not so great here are you. (By the way, in the land of the living abishag is now queen). Bye bye baby was her groovy song and her mutant children like to watch her dance and join in. Now back to the sacred place of the wikawika people. Dimon dart head was thrilled to see APSCBSSSSLFSM and said so by having sex with him (talk about friendly). After this splendidly day APSCBSSSSLFSM decided he wanted to eat a ten-foot tall sandwich. Now for all you people who don't understand maths it is a very biiiiig sandwich!! So big that it made APSCBSSSSLFSM grow rather fat resulting in dildo donny deciding he loved him. Dildo donny disguised himself ass a sandwich so APSCBSSSSLFSM would eat him (veeeeery twisted individual). Hmmm-dodgy fellow there but back to the sandwich tower. It had many different layers that seemed to give off a rainbow effect inside his enormous stomach that then developed into a parasite. This parasite crawled out of his stomach and developed into a beautiful stag with shining antlers and silver glossy fur and eyes. For poor dimon dart head it was love at 1st sight.