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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

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Typical Republican: I want a bagillion dollars for war.
Typical Democrat: I want a pagillion dollars for this social program that is going to take care of everyone.

Typical Republican: Hmmm, how about you give me my bagillion and ill give you your pagillion.
Typical Democrat: We are so good at compromising.

Ron Paul: How are we going to pay for this when we are already bankrupt.

Typical Democrat and Republican in Unison: Shut up you crazy guy. We can just print the money, like we did with the tax rebates.

Ron Paul: But don't you know that's what the Germans did, and the Japanese did, and every other empire that fell due to a fiat currency. They all suffer from inflation and wipe out their middle-class because the currency loses value when you do that.

Typical Dem and Rep: Ok, seriously, cut this guys mic. He's crazy. Move on.

Congress: Resolution to pay bagillion for war and pagillion for social programs passed 400-1.

Ron Paul: You guys, this isn't even a constitutional war and the Federal government doesn't have the right to take money from the States for this social program.

Congress: RON...WE SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!

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