This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This tremendous epic was compiled during many…many…many boring business lessons by myself and my buddy Emma (with bits done by Moorsey, he was the one who kept bringing back Jayjay so I kicked him out).
Created by the simple process of her writing a bit and then me writing a bit and then her etc.
I hope this explains it's somewhat piecemeal effect especially at the start (it gets better I swear) and the complete lack of grammar.
Much of what happens refers to what happened during the day so if you don't get a bit just skip it. Ummm, I think that's it, apart from the promise that I will write something 'propper' for the site when I can be arsed lol.
It was a skeleton key for the doomed dracenstein castle. APSCBSSSSLFSM was tres tres scared. Should he go into the castle or should he make an unworthy peasant such as kennly. Would they go together over the hazardous mountains and up into the big endless florescent pink sky of girly world? NO, they decided against it and went off into the pennypensivill land of wondrous wonders in the form of hamsters. They are wonderful wondrous hamsters with chubby little cheeks. "Got to… kiiilll them," said kennly. "NO"! Screamed APSCBSSSSLFSM "look at their cute little tights and their sparkly sunglasses. How they glint in the sun with wondrous sparkles". Back to pennypensiville here we meet the dreaded ogre Shrek even though he is sweet and has a baby!! You will never guess who the baby is… abishag DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!! The feared one because of the fact that she was in the bible, (1kings 2:21), and ate jebus with a side order of salad, (she was on a diet). After eating jebus the world became a much better place, with Harry potter revealing his true identity, (superman). Anyhow, in the now feared place of pennypensiville APSCBSSSSLFSM decided to build his home in the hope of one day eating abishag mwahaha. With his two-sided personality good and evil no wait very evil, he set off to find the holy grail of a blender to mush up abishag! This would turn her into edible ice cream. He had long ago blended kennly into toothpaste but he tasted narssy and was subsequently flushed down the toilet into the land of morons where they aint so picky.