This story tells the woebegot tale of 'Andy Pandy Sugar And Candy Big Smile Sam Spanker Steph Lover Fluffy Silky Moo' hereafter to be known AS APSCBSSSSLFSM and that of those he meets on the journey of his life.
This tremendous epic was compiled during many…many…many boring business lessons by myself and my buddy Emma (with bits done by Moorsey, he was the one who kept bringing back Jayjay so I kicked him out).
Created by the simple process of her writing a bit and then me writing a bit and then her etc.
I hope this explains it's somewhat piecemeal effect especially at the start (it gets better I swear) and the complete lack of grammar.
Much of what happens refers to what happened during the day so if you don't get a bit just skip it. Ummm, I think that's it, apart from the promise that I will write something 'propper' for the site when I can be arsed lol.
While all this went on APSCBSSSSLFSM was watching from heaven and crying. He loved Yemin and couldn't bear to see spam mucas and bemmerly barrison the big gay cucumber be mean to his people, so he stole god's wheelchair and went home. Poor god haha anyways after regaining his kingdom and divorcing you know who (the new evil lordess who's name cannot be muttered) he decided to paint the world purple and pink. Ooooooooo said the girls booooooooooo said the boys, so in the end one side was purply pink and the other greeny blue. This made everyone happy and so peaceful that APSCBSSSSLFSM eventually got bored, ate them all, and left.
This was how he came to meet piggy again. He'd become so depressed without his best friend he had become super thin. This was a problem as it meant that he could no longer eat his sausages!!!!!!! After eating all of his possessions he finally came across APSCBSSSFSM!! And then he was fat again coz APSCBSSSSLFSM made him eat blood in the form of nessie the elephant. Poor nessie he really loved her but he loved food more. Plus he hated jammmmmy a lot for he was gaaaaay. Not that piggy was a homophobe, because then he would hate himself, oops. Anyway, there was a great evil drawing near, in the form of, abishag from the bible. (1kings 2:13). Take that mr R.E person lol we can do maths I mean err religious studies. Anyhow later that morning piggy spewed up his one true love of death so that the street otters would eat it and be angry. Then they would make up a plot for the story now this plot was going to be big and magnificence but we cant tell you for it would ruin the surprise coming up…………….coming up soon…………nearly there now… Piggy just died of cancer, there wasn't that a surprise. Oh my god nooooooo aaa well good riddance the sausage eater maniac.
APSCBSSSSLFSM was heartbroken, he wandered day and night with the tears streaming down his face, feeling as if his heart would break, he didn't know what he would do without his one and only friend, with whom he had shared so much. As he wandered, lonely and pitiful he came upon a key.