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Sunday, 11 May 2008

Bush's daughter just got married. To celebrate of the good riddance, Bush would like to grant his subjects 36 hours' no-holds-barred freedom of speech. Below are some people' replies to the survey "Bush's daughter just got married. What do you say?"

Bush's daughter just got married. What do you say?

Steve Steroid, personal trainer, "The fat one or skinny one?"

Obama, presidential candidate, "Cheney, you can have your own daughter's wedding when I am in the white house. That'll be the change for sure, you old fool"

Ching Chin, Chinese peasant, "So what you are the president? You have only daughters. Daughters no good, they marry, they gone. You not have son. You die sonless. I have 8 sons plow rice field, you not have son to mow that white house lawn"

Rainbow Rays, speaker of Gay Rights, "Now that big white house is empty. Let's take that house and get married there!"

Hillary, presidential candidate, "Don't get me started. On my wedding night, Bill was gone and I had to find my eye glasses"

Sadam's ghost, "Bush bastard, my two sons' ghosts are going to haunt your daughter's wedding bed. I would join them if my neck didn't hurt so much".

Michelle Jackson, political pundit, "Like that is going to help your rating, Bush. Try marrying the other one".

Jose Amigo, gas station attendant, "Ha ha, you are going to spend all your rebate checks on her wedding. Serve you right, tax cut for the rich".

Becky Biggs, unemployed single mom of 4, "F--- Bush hypocrite, tell us to get a job or no public housing. Your daughter and her husband are going to live in a townhouse. Like they have a job!"

Goldie Deepthroat, Washington DC Madam's former sex worker, "Just another proof that Ms. Palfrey didn't kill herself. How would she ever have allowed herself to miss such a great business opportunity as Bush' daughter's wedding? Cheney and all the other big wigs are at the after wedding party. I could have made tons of more money than the union speech's night"

Osama Bin Laden, America's former ally, "Hager sucker, you ain't no man, your bride is no virgin. When you die, Allah is going to take 99 % of your manpower and give you 72 Virginia sluts."

Angelina Joie, actress, "Since she isn't married in the white house, I will not marry at the UN headquarters either".

Barbara Bush, bride's twin sister "Damn, I didn't catch the bouquet tonight. But I will always be the skinny one".

Condi Rice, secretary of state, "Stop sneering, all your Russian male chauvinist pigs, I am married to my country for 8 more months".


So Bush's daughter just got married. What do you say?


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