Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.
This week's candidate: Ahmnodt Heare (I-NC)
Spoof Magazine: What made you decide to run for president?
Ahmnodt Heare: I am running for President for two reasons. The price of going to the movies is too high, and to give Vanna White the tribute she so richly deserves.
SM: What makes you stand out from the other candidates?
AH: Unlike my opponents, I am currently in the middle class. I shop where they shop, go the restaurants they eat at, and go yachting where they yacht
SM: What would you do differently than George W. Bush?
AH: I would have made Americans protect themselves from terrorism by arming them with AK-47s.
SM: What would you do if Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, or John McCain were elected President?
AH: I don't know. I haven't put any thought into losing this election.