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Wednesday, 30 April 2008

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Dear P4YG, My husband and I, both devout Roman Catholics, recently read about a Catholic Kama Sutra. Is there such a thing? What do you know about it? Will it be going to press soon? Will there be a DVD?! Please answer really soon! Breathless in Brestlova

Dear B n B, It is true that a Catholic KS was proposed in the very liberal National Catholic Reporter recently. An internet search of the article's author brought P4YG some interesting hits. The writer to remain nameless comes up on Google as the entrepreneur of the "Papal Blessed Rosary Anal Beads". The writer's other notable appearances refer to something called " Holy Water Douche and Oral Sex Mouthwash", a video called, "Plaid Skirt, White Blouse and Sister said No but she said, Please God, Please!"

Based on this research, I recommend you take your sexually devout self and hubbie too (if he can drag himself away from his purgatory-freeing, indulgence-granting ejaculations) to a good old fashioned Hindu bookstore. There's one on Hardon and Wetpuss in Brestlova called "Booty Kali" to purchase a real Kama Sutra. Be sure to buy the better version with the really neat illustrations and pray to Vishnu that you are not the sexsually incompatible rabbit and elephant couple. P4YG and an early partner, Tiny, suffered through the Dumbo- Bugs Bunny misfit for more go-arounds than I care to remember.

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