Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.
This week's candidate: Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
Spoof Magazine: What made you decide to run for president?
Hillary Clinton: There were a few things I did wrong the last time I ran the country and I want to fix them.
SM: What makes you stand out from the other candidates?
HC: Besides my boobies and my derrière, what seperates me from the other candidates is I have a set of balls and I am not afraid to use them.
SM: What would you do differently than George W. Bush?
HC: I won't spend so much resources fighting the war in Iraq. I think an overthrow of the Vatican would be easy. They have no army. And we can replace the current Pope with one who is pro-choice.
SM: What would you do if Barack Obama or John McCain were elected President?
HC: I could live with Barack Obama being President. Buf if John McCain becomes president, I will be working on impeachment hearings the very next day. (Unless he has Dick Cheney as his Vice President.)