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Sunday, 20 April 2008

A recent study showed that 89% of the married public met their partners in some form of gay bar.

Take Janice Picking she met her husband Fillip whilst accompanying a gay friend in their local gay bar.

"I was drinking when a Fillip approached me. He asked me if i was gay to which I obviously replied no. It all hit off from there."

Since this story came out the independent online poll team set out this poll:

    Where did you meet your partner?

    a) work
    b) holiday
    c) Gay bar
    d) School
    E) other

100,000 took this quiz and 89% of them answered Gay bar.

This proves that if your feeling lonely and single get yourself to a gay bar where 89% of the public met their match made in heaven or should I say a gay bar.

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