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Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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This summer, several blockbuster movies will be opening. Get a jump on your summer fun: here's a preview of what we can expect!

Indiana Jones and the Senior Discount

"The Man with the Hat" gets a yen for a Big Mac. He better get it!

Masticating Plastic Edmund and the Tale of the Sorcerer's Protractor

A young boy with special powers tries to recapture a magical protractor that has different special powers.

Deal or No Deal: The Movie

Deal or No Deal: The Movie

The Haunted KFC

Get a bucket . . . of terror!!!

Lisa loves Brad and Won't Shut the Hell Up About It

A young woman has a crush on a guy who doesn't know she exists. We barely know too.

It's the Shrew People!

Shrew people "attack" a small community and everybody learns something, except one guy.

Ten Dead Teenagers and a Rich Producer

Some kids die in awful ways. The perfect date movie.

Super Bad Movie

From the people that brought you "He's a Virgin . . .and Pregnant!"

The Vaguely Defined Monster

If you liked "The Blair Witch Project" you might comprehend some of this one.

The Terriffic Three meet Dr. Fruit Salad

Three superheroes (The Human Skunk, Stretch-O-Rama, and Cuisinart Girl) fight evil in the form of delicious fruit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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