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Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Where else but in America can you be a writer and a comic all at the same time... About the time the movie "Junior" came out in movie houses nation wide, I got this invite to a costume party and well being the average guy that I am when it comes to deciding things I turned to a woman I was dating (a Nurse of all things, which I love by the by women in a nurses uniform, but I am getting side tracked) and said to her how we got this invite and stuff and no costume for me but if she came up with a costume no matter how wild it is I will make it work make it work.

It was at that moment a hot Nurse said to me, I am going to make you Pregnant!

And so we go to this party and we fill balloons with a very strong helium, not smart since they moved the party to the indoor pool area, this would prove a huge problem...

With the hot lights well the balloons started to swell and the next thing I know I am air born...

And before I could say help toss me a rope before I go pop, the huge balloon (which was 5' round and the ones for the top were 20" round) went KABOOM!!!

We not only won first prize but I got hired to entertain at 2 baby showers as "The Pregnantman", so guess what folks I am the first (all be it fake) Pregnant Man!!! Ummmmmmmmmmm I wonder if this means since I am the first does this mean I should be noticed???

YES!!!!!! Heck why not I give women a huge laugh and have fun myself, besides that great way to pick up women for me...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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