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Tuesday, 15 April 2008

image for Andy Enrages Hundreds this isn't mean or threatening, but I hope you feel this big.

There was a young boy named Andy from the UK who wrote a fictitious story about a friend of mine. What he didn't realize is that he started a war. And this war will rage on until he realizes that it's not nice to write things about people, especially if it depicts this living, breathing person doing something that could get them into trouble.

You see, readers, I was fine with everything until this child did something that shouldn't have been done and caused quite a stir. I'm usually passive until you mess with my friends, and I can handle someone picking on me; I'm strong and I've dealt with much worse; however, when you pick on my friends, you pretty much ask for the worst.

Therefore, I suggest that this child not write about my friends OR me. EVER. AGAIN. AT. ALL.

Unless he likes trouble. If he likes trouble, I've got a couple of cases in the stock room, and I'd be happy to let him have them.

The moral of the story is to not talk about people.

It's natural to hate and/or be violent to things that you don't understand and are scared of. The fact is, don't be scared. If you are .. ask questions. Learn about it. Stimulate your mind. Don't hate.

Hate only spawns more hate. That is not a world that no one person that I know or associate with wants to belong to. nor do I want them to belong to it, or belong to it myself.

So, from now on .. please be nice little boy. Grow up. I understand you have emotional issues. But God will set you free. I pray for you. Have a wonderful life.

Sincerely,

The girl you pissed off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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